"The Abbott and Costello TV Show is timeless American humor, as fresh today as it was 40 years ago. All the classic routines which 'the boys' performed on film, radio and stage, were captured in 1952-1953 for the new medium of television and delivered at the peak of their powers. "Police Academy – The boys plan to enroll in the police academy, so they invite Mike the Cop over for dinner to find out what's in store. While Bingo's taking a bath, the boys do their famous 'mustard' routine at the dinner table. When they finally end up as rookies at he police academy, they create havoc and are thrown out when Lou Sets off a live hand grenade.
"Charity Bazaar – The boys help out with a charity. They perform the burlesque favorite 'buzzin' the bee' with the help of a line of bathing beauties. Lou spends most of his time at the kissing booth when he finds a devious way to keep his costs down. Bud hustles Lou and Mr. Fields in the classic 'find the lemon' routine.
"Well Oiled – An old flame is suing Mr. Fields for breach of promise and he might have to sell the boarding house to pay her off. Attempting to help him out in exchange for free rent, the boys hatch a scheme to get her off Mr. Fields back. Lou Impersonates a Texas millionaire and in a hilarious case of mistaken identity, he successfully woos the fiancé of Mike the Cops instead of Mr. Field's ex-flame."