a.k.a. Lyndon Jonson

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! In a competition to find the most ridiculous, least erotic name in porn, Lynden Johnson would win hands down. But although she's named herself after one of the least attractive Presidents this country has ever had, Lynden Johnson overcomes this with her sensual physicality. Lynden Johnson's got a nicely full figure with ultra-large breasts, and a pretty, wide-eyed blonde look that's always in fashion in hardcore circles.

Lynden Johnson first started using her preposterous moniker on the strip circuit, where her sweater-bursting voluptuousness made her a top draw. She watched scores of former porn starlets make huge cash upon their debut on the strip circuit, and decided that porn would be a great way to enhance her checking account and her rep on the dance scene. Lynden Johnson started out by starring in big-boob specialty videos like 'Big Bust Babes 14' and 'Bra Busters 2,' but her fiery sexuality and wide-mouthed good looks soon got her noticed by more mainstream porno producers. Lynden Johnson turns in some of her hottest work in flicks like 'Sodomania 4' and 'Cumm Brothers 3,' where her nasty side can be given free reign. She continues to be a fave on the strip scene even though she's eased up on her hardcore production schedule. Now if only she'd do something about that name. . .